God in a bottle

There is a bottle of Coke. Or there isn’t, I’m not sure.
All the stars in the universe are burning outside the bottle.
Liquid stars, gaseous stars. A really hot bottle would contain them.
Why is there no star but in a bottle of Coke?

There is a bottle of stars. Or there isn’t, I’m not sure.
It is actually a bright and hot bottle.
So hot it could be easily liquified and poured inside a bottle.
Why is there no liquid bottle but in a bottle of stars?